How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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