Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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