ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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