I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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