that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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