Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Randomize
