I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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