no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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