This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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