GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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