Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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