You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Enjoy the penises
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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