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i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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