sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Randomize