Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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