Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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