Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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