Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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