I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
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It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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