I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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