She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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