That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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