Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
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They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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