Where did you get a picture of my penis
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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