a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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