lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
he just fucked me for my cheese.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You don't make any sense
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