so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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