So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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