Christians are straight up FREAKS
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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