i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
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