im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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