Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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