I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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