Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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