Do you still have your period?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Houston, we have a blender
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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