I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
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How did I end up in the pool?!
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just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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