Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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