Soap is not a condiment
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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