After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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