I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Randomize