i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
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I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
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