it wasn't lemon gatorade
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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