no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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