paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
We don't watch enough power rangers
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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