i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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