glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Randomize
