So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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