i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
