Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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