Where did you get a picture of my penis
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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