whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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