KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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