He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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