I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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