I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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