No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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